Friday, November 5, 2010

Need the perfect boob job gift?

What do you get that friend who just sank her retirement on a pair of knockers?  A card?  A teddy bear?  Franklin Mint cares about their customers and has the perfect gift!  Get her this commemorative special edition plate, entitled "Big Enough?"  Your friend will laugh her stitches off!  Not only will she love this plate, but it is useful also!  It's the perfect receptive for eating lettuce with no dressing or saltine crackers.  As soon as her "investments" heal, your friend will be out on the streets meeting the kind of guy who will appreciate her new figure, possibly with a handful of dollar bills.   If she invites him over, he'll be impressed with the fine detail and the gold plated edging.  He'll know she's a classy marriage-material lady right away!   In other words, this is the perfect gift! 

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