Move over Kaplan study guides, The Franklin Mint is here!

Sometimes when you're watching Glenn Beck, do you wish you'd paid more attention in History Class?  Franklin Mint (unaffiliated with Glenn Beck University) understands and has just the thing for you! 

Did you know that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941?  Well, there is a coin for that. Did you know that President Roosevelt died in 1945 and was succeeded by Harry Truman?  There is a coin for that. 

The entire US History is chronicled in this 200 year-by-year silver coin set.  Available for only $7,013, how can you put a price on education?

Need the perfect boob job gift?

What do you get that friend who just sank her retirement on a pair of knockers?  A card?  A teddy bear?  Franklin Mint cares about their customers and has the perfect gift!  Get her this commemorative special edition plate, entitled "Big Enough?"  Your friend will laugh her stitches off!  Not only will she love this plate, but it is useful also!  It's the perfect receptive for eating lettuce with no dressing or saltine crackers.  As soon as her "investments" heal, your friend will be out on the streets meeting the kind of guy who will appreciate her new figure, possibly with a handful of dollar bills.   If she invites him over, he'll be impressed with the fine detail and the gold plated edging.  He'll know she's a classy marriage-material lady right away!   In other words, this is the perfect gift!