The Marilyn Work-Week!

Franklin Mint has come out with a cure for the workday blues!  This new set entitled "Marilyn's 9 2 5" is the perfect way to brighten your otherwise miserable day.  Take each Marilyn and don't just put her at the edge of your gray desk but use her as your inspiration to get through the day! 
Monday Maryilyn is a girls best friend!  Why not start off the work week being glamourous!  Treat yourself to something hot and pink today, and we don't mean that guy from the mailroom (you'll just feel cheap) again. 
Tuesday Marilyn is dressed to impress!  Take a hint from TM and wear your biggest and fanciest dress to work.  They won't know what to think of you at the water cooler!
Wednesday Marilyn is what every president dreams of at night.  Lift up your skirt as you sway down the cubicle aisle!  You'll know it works if people are lining up for HR because of you.  It's not called trashy, it's called flashy! 
Thursday Marilyn makes you wish the week were longer!  Poof up your hair and dance a little ditty around the office.  Take up your smoking breaks to sashay across the breakroom.  You'll be amazed at how Marilyn you feel as you dance with the decaf coffee pot. 
Friday Marilyn helps you go out with a bang.  Show off some leg, but keep it conservative, ladies!  Today's theme should be the bigger the hat, the less you want to kill yourself at the end of the day!  Height matters! 
It's weekend already?  Don't fret, Monday will be here again as soon as you know it!  Pack up your Marilyns, bring them home and let them inspire you as you watch TLC at home with your cat.  Marilyns are always inspirational and Franklin Mint wishes you luck!

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

If you've received this commerative Tweety and Friends Birthday plate as a gift, maybe it's time to take a look at yourself and ask "How did it come to this?  Where did I go wrong?". Someone who knows you quite well saw this plate and knew that you'd die without it.Your first mistake was that wooden cutout in your front yard where it looks like a fat lady is bending over and you can see her polka dotted bloomers. Mistake number two was the time you showed up to that black tie New Years Eve fundraiser wearing a Planet Hollywood jacket over top of your black turtleneck tucked into black dungarees; you set the whole outfit off with that kitten broach...you looked like a hundred bucks that night.
Events have been set in motion that cannot be stopped, you're equally delighted by both Taz eating the cake as you are by the granny blowing that noise maker thing through Daffy's brain. There is no use in fighting it; put this beauty up next to your Baby Marilyn doll, strap on your favorite Branson Missouri fanny pack, crank up that terrible "Celebrate Good Times" song that you love so much, and enjoy your birthday!