If you've received this commerative Tweety and Friends Birthday plate as a gift, maybe it's time to take a look at yourself and ask "How did it come to this? Where did I go wrong?". Someone who knows you quite well saw this plate and knew that you'd die without it.Your first mistake was that wooden cutout in your front yard where it looks like a fat lady is bending over and you can see her polka dotted bloomers. Mistake number two was the time you showed up to that black tie New Years Eve fundraiser wearing a Planet Hollywood jacket over top of your black turtleneck tucked into black dungarees; you set the whole outfit off with that kitten broach...you looked like a hundred bucks that night.
Events have been set in motion that cannot be stopped, you're equally delighted by both Taz eating the cake as you are by the granny blowing that noise maker thing through Daffy's brain. There is no use in fighting it; put this beauty up next to your Baby Marilyn doll, strap on your favorite Branson Missouri fanny pack, crank up that terrible "Celebrate Good Times" song that you love so much, and enjoy your birthday!
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