Big foot is a lie, loch ness is a tourist trap, and a Republican who wants universal health care is a mythical creature. Unicorns, on the other hand...truth! Franklin Mint spent a significant portion of their profits in 2006 and sent several of it's employees on a unicorn expedition. Look at this proof! Only from watching unicorns in their natural enriroment could you get the emotion and unicorn accuracy as displayed on realistic figuine. When asked about the expedition, one FM employee remarked "The unicorns were not even close to being like in The Last Unicorn....they were pink and blue and reared up around these strange orbs. We just did our best to capture them at the best of our abilities." The world is ever thankful for the hard work and dedication of the FM employees despite them staying mum on the whereabouts of the unicorns they discovered.
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