Four, please

One of the biggest issues for me in my life used to be that I couldn't seem to find a place where I could pay $25 each for $1 coins that don't hold any monetary value.
Some call this a scam, I call it a smart investment. Franklin Mint has a disclaimer stating that their collectibles aren't guaranteed to increase in value but...come on, don't be coy, FM. These babies are as good as gold, pun intended.
But seriously, if you're willing to waste your money on these fucking things, I've got some magic beans for sale you can buy.