DPoW: Why, yes sweet thing. What does it say?
Little Girl: Why are the flowers so large in this garden?
DPoW: Oh, honey..I can answer that one for you! You're dead! In heaven, flowers are the size of small dogs! Watch out for the horse-sized ants though, they're not as nice as you'd expect them to be in heaven!
Little Girl: What!? But what about my parents?
DPoW: Sorry sweetness, but they sold you to a crack riddled prostitution ring and you overdosed on heroin at the tender age of 6. Have a good day!
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