Honey, your date is here to pick you up! I know what you're thinking...you've finally bagged a good man! We're sorry to inform you that this fine young fellow standing in your living room is not your future husband, but actually a statute of Rhett Butler. His realism is unparalleled so it was an honest mistake. Your parents were probably already shaking his hand and congratulating him on finally getting their 40 year old baby girl out of their house. Do not fret though, this statue is probably better than a real boyfriend! You can discuss your love of reading/watching Gone with the Wind and he'll of course be equally as captivated as you read him out loud from the Lone Star Surrender by Carol Finch. Enjoy your new "better than a boyfriend"!
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