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If you're like me, you're still miffed about the outcome of the Civil War and own a myriad of Confederate items such as belt buckles, bumper stickers and sleevless shirts. The only thing missing from your collection is a knife commemorating the 200th birthday of Confederate dreamboat, Robert E. Lee. You can use this to whittle sticks or to cut lengths of rope. Personally I'd recommend keeping it locked up until the race war.

knife play

If you're a real knife buff, this is a must have. This bejewled beauty depicts a dragon playfully chasing it's tail in mid air. Show up to a knife fight with this little number and it's lights out, Johnny! Just try not to get blood on your commemorative "first flight" watch; that's the real trick.