Looking for something to do on a Friday night? Why don't you get in your Escort and drive down to the local tavern. Ask them to fill this baby up with Heavy and you've got an instant conversation piece! Ask them to fill it up again and all of a sudden the men in the bar have a new respect for you! Fill it up again and the ladies are instantly dazzled by the shined pewter top. Fill it up one more time and look, you actually have friends! One more time and miraculously you are more attractive! You're on a roll...fill it up again and your troubles will fly away! It's a miracle tankard! By the end of the evening, you'll have a girlfriend, ripped abs, a great job, health insurance and a fancy schmancy DUI...which is all the rage in Hollywood. Have fun!
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